One Down

New Jersey rejoiced today as one of two recently escaped inmates was recaptured.

No place like home.

You’ll recall that these escapees were the ones who got out through a hole they chipped in the wall which they cleverly concealed with a poster. Well done, N.J. Law Enforcement! Keep up the good work.

The Old Behind-the-poster Ploy

Haven’t the personnel of this facility watched Shawshank Redemption? Tragic.

Elaborate Jailbreak Sparks New Jersey Manhunt

For those of you that haven’t seen the film, I’m sorry to ruin it for you but he escapes. With that behind us, I have to say that this escape is actually an improvement on the one in the film. They got two out instead of just one, and they opted to hop a fence rather than crawl down several hundred yards of sewage pipe. Here’s to an early re-capture and increased correctional facility security.